#1: We were watching the golf network on tvBILL: Brady, do u know what sport that is?
BRADY: Yep, dad its golfing.
BILL: Do you know who is good at golf? (implying that his Mom & Dad can handle their own)
BRADY: Yep, that black guy.
#2: Brady & Bennett are taking a bath, I'm washing Bennett's hair. Brady is trying to pour a bucket full of water over Bennett's head.
MOM: Brady, I'll wash your brother's hair.
BRADY: MOM! You need to worry about taking care of yourself! I'm ponser (responsible) for taking care of me and Benny.
MOM: Um, no. I'm your mother. You're responsible for washing your own hair.
BRADY: I'm the King of the World and Bennett needs to learn how to get a bunch of water dumped on his head so he can't breathe.
#3: It's 4am and Brady is crying in his room (Bill is gone)
MOM: Brady - what is going on? Why are you crying?
BRADY: Mom, all of those frogs are in my room and they won't get off of my bed.
MOM: Brady, I think it's a dream.
BRADY: No, I'm not kidding Mom. Don't let them touch my feet.
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